Teletubbies...

Die volgende dialoog is 'n uittreksel uit van die fantastiese, verrrykende kindertv waarmee ek myself deesdae vermaak...

(SETTING: Drie van die Teletubbies, TinkyWinky, Dipsy en Lala, sit en Tubbie-custard eet langs 'n krummelrige bruin gemors...)

NARRATOR: One day in Teletubbie-land someone ate their Tubbie-toast (???!!!) near the controls and made a mess... TinkyWinky didn't do it

TINKYWINKY: TinkyWinky didn't do it

NARRATOR: Dipsy didn't do it

DIPSY: Dipsy didn't do it

NARRATOR: Lala didn't do it

LALA: Lala didn't do it

NARRATOR: Who did it?

AL DIE TUBBIES: Who did it?

NARRATOR: One day in Teletubbie-land someone ate their Tubbie-toast near the controls and made a mess... TinkyWinky didn't do it

TINKYWINKY: TinkyWinky didn't do it

NARRATOR: Dipsy didn't do it

DIPSY: Dipsy didn't do it

NARRATOR: Lala didn't do it

LALA: Lala didn't do it

NARRATOR: Who did it?

AL DIE TUBBIES: Who did it?

NARRATOR: One day in Teletubbie-land someone ate their Tubbie-toast..

STEMME IN MY KOP: PO DID IT!!!!! DIE BLIKSEMSE ROOI KLEIN STRONT DID IT!!!!!!!

PS: Baie geluk aan Ellen DeGeneres, my nuwe favourite talkshowhost (en host van die Oscars hierdie jaar!!!) wat vandag haar 49ste verjaarsdag vier...